Cheesy Scalloped Potatoes - You Suck at Cooking (episode 117)

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Scalloped potatoes, sometimes known as potatoes dauphinoise, often known as potatoes au gratin when cheese is added, usually do not contain scallops and nobody knows why.
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RECIPE
Select three medium russet potatoes, or cusset potatoes if you’re immature
Slice them 1/8th inch thick and throw any that don’t measure up against a window
Par boil them for 3 minutes
Par strain them for 20 seconds
MEANWHILE IT’S SAUCE TIME
3 tablespoons Butter: melt it in a sauce pan, which is a good pan for sauce
2 chopped garlic cloves: give them a nice hot butter bath
5 tablespoons all purpose wheat dust (flour) slowly whisk it in until it’s smooth and cook it for a couple to a few minutes
2 cups/500 ml milk: slowly whisk it in until it seems like you never had a golden smooth garlic mixture there previously
NOW IT’S FLAVOR TIME
1 veggie bullion cube: crumble and wangjangle
½ teaspoon salt
2 - 3 teaspoons mustard dust
Some pepper pepper pepper
Continue wangjangling until the sauce thickens, which will happen rather suddenly so keep your wits about you
Then add in a handful of cheddar if you want and take it off the heat
Put the potatoes and every molecule of sauce in a big bowl and fold them over until covered
Spray chemicals into a 9 X 9 baking dish and dump in the stuff
Put a layer of gruyere cheese on top if you want
Add a tin roof
350 for 45 minutes
Remove the tin roof
15 minutes or until browned on top
Let it set for 10 to 20 minutes
Serve on a plate and get scared by a potato lantern and also oddly stimulated when it starts dancing
Howto & Style
Runtime: 04:39

Comments

NeoSan
NeoSan - 14 hours ago
I used to call scalloped potatoes scalped potatoes...
John House
John House - 21 hour ago
So when the albumn dropping, fr?
Dark Hawke
Dark Hawke - Day ago
Loving the scientifically accurate BWB shade! Almost as good: the medievally accurate haunted potato jack-o-lantern.
DJGrizzly
DJGrizzly - Day ago
Describing a horse as a very fast cow has got to be the most incorrect and correct thing I've heard all day
Henry Chapman
Henry Chapman - Day ago
Pro tip: double batch it and then put the leftovers in the fridge. Tastiest shit ever
wheniambored
wheniambored - Day ago
I also refuse to use poison too
Tobias Schächtele
Tobias Schächtele - 2 days ago
Dafuq! You have the same sifter as me!
StargazingCamel
StargazingCamel - 2 days ago
I have tried this out today and absolute success. My fiancé loves it and it was easy to make. Thank you! :)
Doodle Pro
Doodle Pro - 3 days ago
Thanks for this, I tried the recipe & tweaked it a bit & it tasted awesome. It helps if you soak the unboiled slices in some vinnegar for about 5 mins when u leave them in water before boiling. Also i used quick ranch powder, pepper, thyme tea & chilli powder after the garlic in the rue and honesty wasnt bad
Angelina Dash
Angelina Dash - 3 days ago
Instead of MILK I was half expecting him to say S E M E N
XD
Noah Boucher
Noah Boucher - 4 days ago
Mom yeas fhuck yes boi time to use my 100 pound sof potatoes
Noah Boucher
Noah Boucher - 4 days ago
Make em in a crock pot and save yourself 3 dishes
Jeff Myname
Jeff Myname - 4 days ago
he finally puts the recipes in description
Fill@PieNo!
Fill@PieNo! - 4 days ago
If this was Binging with Booblang
TOP
TOP - 5 days ago
"Barb, your scalloped potatoes are FUCKED."
meme stealer
meme stealer - 5 days ago
can you make an actual recipe some time instead of these shitty reddit-tier """""""""""""""""""""""""""joke"""""""""""""""""" videos, or are you too much of a cowardly little baby to express yourself beyond unwarrantedly smug irony? maybe these videos would have value if you were at all genuine, but no... i can sense the "just right" Fahrenheit air wafting from your high tower up where you look down upon the masses. you don't even read comments, do you? no, because you think you're king. let me tell you something. in my eyes - and it's true for a lot of others - you're pretty much nothing.
The anonymis
The anonymis - 5 days ago
In denmark you can buy this and we danes call it flødekatofler
Dorothee P.
Dorothee P. - 6 days ago
We call them scalloped bidens over here. I liked it when biden danced at the end. He doesn't look a day over 94!
Brendan Shepherd
Brendan Shepherd - 6 days ago
The Babish comment was priceless lmfao
R I
R I - 7 days ago
You should totally make music
M5
M5 - 7 days ago
So I finally up and did this and honestly, the texture of the sauce and potatoes is absolutely perfect doing it this way.
Now, if only I didn't fuck up by doing pepper pepper pepper pepper pepper pepper instead of just pepper pepper pepper
Levi Godinez
Levi Godinez - 7 days ago
Ah wake up in the morning and you see this. Idiots food
Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter - 8 days ago
"Once that 45 minutes has been wasted on the internet"


Why you gotta make me cry man?
M5
M5 - 9 days ago
So how do I go about temperature and time wise if I wanna make twice this amount?
for free
for free - 9 days ago
You >>> babish
Corn flaek
Corn flaek - 9 days ago
The three tops comments are verified channels
kamen rider wizard maoyanaise feet dnte form dmc
SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED AT BABBEY
ALIZA COOKING
ALIZA COOKING - 10 days ago
Wow delicious looking v awesome recipe 🤗😍 support my channel too please🤗.....
Marshall Coffey
Marshall Coffey - 10 days ago
Beautiful babish bashing my bear boxing besty
Blueberry Ricenudal
Blueberry Ricenudal - 10 days ago
2:34 i feel so offended


and i dont know why
Ronwelepogi VLogs and GAmes! d
Amazing album great playlist of songs you have made although slight problem why is there cooking stuff at the start just weird intro to the vids
Nick Franklin
Nick Franklin - 10 days ago
No you suck at cooking!
Mehnaz Hashmi
Mehnaz Hashmi - 12 days ago
Wash them or take them to car wash! Lol
TheFitGamerDad
TheFitGamerDad - 13 days ago
You have the best cooking show I've ever seen lol
[GD] TheLastGame
[GD] TheLastGame - 13 days ago
Man i should stop watching these videos while I'm hungry, especially when YSAC is giving it more quality
AnonymousCheesePie37
AnonymousCheesePie37 - 13 days ago
ysac
Kyle Slaton
Kyle Slaton - 13 days ago
This made me so happy yesterday when I watched it today.
MrCaptainMichael
MrCaptainMichael - 14 days ago
What kind of chemical is that?
Humphrey desmond
Humphrey desmond - 14 days ago
The banish line is so great. And I see he commented, I love these channels
Happycookie
Happycookie - 14 days ago
I actually cooked this and it was pretty good!
Grasica Is
Grasica Is - 14 days ago
I love that babish and ysac are giving each other compliments through their videos its so wholesome
ItsUrEverydayIdiot
ItsUrEverydayIdiot - 14 days ago
you can only follow his recipes if you can undestand him
The Primary Antagonist
The Primary Antagonist - 15 days ago
i actually put in 3 tbsp of butter and it ended up incredibly clumpy
luckily more butter and the milk helped, but just a warning to anyone else trying it
Raphaël Hemery
Raphaël Hemery - 15 days ago
I love this recipe ! I already made three times !
Surin Cool
Surin Cool - 16 days ago
Glad to see another person that doesn't cook with poison. So overrated.
A Kisner
A Kisner - 16 days ago
Love the Babish comment!!
Mr Coolmanluc
Mr Coolmanluc - 16 days ago
Good decision. Always use the rusty potatoes or you could get seriously hurt.
carolyn
carolyn - 16 days ago
LOLbabish...
Petr Sokol
Petr Sokol - 16 days ago
My oven's maximum heat is two hundo and fundo. What should I do I feel lost.
Benedek Farkas
Benedek Farkas - 16 days ago
Hmm.. the Hungarian version of this also adds sausages and slices of hard boiled eggs, but having just potatoes sounds fun too, I'll try
Ramflow
Ramflow - 16 days ago
299 people were mad that he took a shot at Andrew.
Erenzilable
Erenzilable - 16 days ago
is it 350F or C?
Nigro Veteran
Nigro Veteran - 16 days ago
That shuffle was CLEAN
Natalie Cook
Natalie Cook - 16 days ago
who are you
Wired Coffee
Wired Coffee - 17 days ago
best channel
Andrew Yang
Andrew Yang - 17 days ago
who else came here for the laughs?
Sam Keulen
Sam Keulen - 17 days ago
Gordon ramsey needs to see this
HellCrafter5
HellCrafter5 - 17 days ago
Cooked this. Would recommend.
Dan Jarrett
Dan Jarrett - 17 days ago
:ysac "teaspon if butter" throws in whole fucking stick
:gordan ramsey "funaly a worthy aponient
Dan Jarrett
Dan Jarrett - 17 days ago
Im shit at spelling
Rithica Devireddy
Rithica Devireddy - 17 days ago
PLEASE MAKE DEVILED EGGS !!!
Termiic
Termiic - 17 days ago
Just made this. In the words of Liam Neeson: "I don't know who you are. But i'm gonna find you! And i'm gonna shake the shit out of your hand!"
This was efffffing tasty!
Recipe Rap
Recipe Rap - 17 days ago
Lol 🤣 Same pinch Man, This is kind of how I cook too ( not as fancy as you lol )
DistortedMeatbal
DistortedMeatbal - 18 days ago
Can i use my card shuffler to shuffle the potatos?
Robert Dasenbrock
Robert Dasenbrock - 18 days ago
banish burn much respect
Depression Animations
Depression Animations - 18 days ago
1:Boys when it's the end of NNN


1:54
BenjiZero Devos
BenjiZero Devos - 18 days ago
I love the jingles and little songs you make at the end of the videos. :D They make it so bright. Bright as a lightbulb watching people eat the food you cook. :)
LuckyFuzz LF
LuckyFuzz LF - 18 days ago
I dont even cook and i still watch
Mr.Realism 111 Mobile
Mr.Realism 111 Mobile - 19 days ago
It makes me wonder, why do you never do porkchops or steak?
DIO BRANDO
DIO BRANDO - 19 days ago
Theres people (aka our heros) that cook this for their family
Jared Henslin
Jared Henslin - 19 days ago
Your an idiot
Emma Mayfield
Emma Mayfield - 19 days ago
I asked my Grammy to make me these and she had the audacity to ask what wangjangle means.
Nitrogen Gaming
Nitrogen Gaming - 19 days ago
So it's just potato and cheese (mac n cheese with potatoes)
Kay Birt
Kay Birt - 19 days ago
when they serve you predictable potatoes
Fluffky Marauder
Fluffky Marauder - 20 days ago
alot of youtubers commented on this
Rosalba Barragan
Rosalba Barragan - 20 days ago
Glad to see your still creating content.
Kiran Tator
Kiran Tator - 20 days ago
maaaaan you gotta try some poison you’re really missing out.
Darius_Skucas
Darius_Skucas - 20 days ago
why you throwing shade at Babish?
Darius_Skucas
Darius_Skucas - 20 days ago
@You Suck At Cooking not sure what to do now
Darius_Skucas
Darius_Skucas - 20 days ago
@You Suck At Cooking well I was not expecting a response from you
You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking - 20 days ago
that was praise
Fancy Pants
Fancy Pants - 20 days ago
No you.
vinqux
vinqux - 20 days ago
I haven’t watched in a while and suddenly remembered this channel and it haven’t changed one bit in the 2 years I haven’t watched-
Olive
Olive - 20 days ago
My favorite part of this video is the musical throwback to the Banana Bread episode
James Pan
James Pan - 20 days ago
You kind of sound like gamerboy80
Jay Norris
Jay Norris - 21 day ago
Wondering if you'll putting a second you suck at cooking cookbook?
Trolley Express
Trolley Express - 21 day ago
Ngl you lost you’re old channel vibe
Mike Hofer
Mike Hofer - 21 day ago
That was way more than 3 tablespoons of butter!
Hbeman 99
Hbeman 99 - 21 day ago
Tarteflette without the bacon and shallots
xyz chaos
xyz chaos - 21 day ago
The "if this was babish" part was hilarious
Jean Starnes
Jean Starnes - 21 day ago
I didn’t shuffle my potatoes and now it won’t stop telling the future
You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking - 21 day ago
oh no I hope the future is good
Raya Fernandez
Raya Fernandez - 21 day ago
lmao
gay cat
gay cat - 21 day ago
I don't remember how long I've been with this channel but I still love it
Hannah Latham
Hannah Latham - 21 day ago
I like the ending
Sam Carter
Sam Carter - 22 days ago
Potato lantern?
Katie Kruger
Katie Kruger - 22 days ago
“Start with three tablespoons of butter” throws in a whole stick
Butterandtoast
Butterandtoast - 17 days ago
@You Suck At Cooking can you make a burger one day. Not saying if you can record it but it would help recording.
You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking - 22 days ago
okay maybe it was six I misread the lines
Leon Schock
Leon Schock - 22 days ago
Does he use Fahrenheit? Or is it Celsius?
Nancy Srivastava
Nancy Srivastava - 22 days ago
Ahhh finally heard"wanjangiling" after so long ...my ears feel loved💓💓
Barry L
Barry L - 22 days ago
"tropical vacation in hell "
Daisy Blooms
Daisy Blooms - 22 days ago
I think if a potato has that much green, you're not supposed to eat it. Even if you shave off the green parts.
Raux Ferguso [GUD]
Raux Ferguso [GUD] - 22 days ago
DO A FACE REVEAL AT 3 MIL PLS
Anuradha Ranasinghe
Anuradha Ranasinghe - 22 days ago
YOU SUCK AT COOKING YA YOU TOTALLY DOOOOOOOOOOO
Juan Trejo
Juan Trejo - 23 days ago
Some how l learn something
Matti Maki
Matti Maki - 23 days ago
I feel he mixed up babbish with joshua
LickWit Gold
LickWit Gold - 23 days ago
Dude...LMAO
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